But clowns gonna clown, no matter what. Bow to your master and kiss the frog. Once, not too long ago, the news the US was pulling out of one of its prematurely-slated ENDLESS WARs would have been met with huzzahs and a figurative if not literal ticker tape parade. But since Dorito Hitler precipitated the … Continue reading CLOWNING CLOWN WORLD →

LISTS ON HOW THEY RULE YOU and TREES EAT CO2 AND SHIT OXYGEN YOU ASSHOLES! PHOTOSYNTHESIS IN A VULGAR AGE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Esuqywo9k This came out nearly 40 years ago and could not be more relevant than it is today. Any rational human being who has been paying attention for the last 40 (or more) years should … Continue reading SEX, WAR and ARMAGEDDON →

The real radical was that bitch in kindergarten who silenced the opposition with the undisputable champion comeback of the world: "I know you are, but what am I" Would that this could be /SARC/ from the aptly named Sarkis whose PhD, regrettably, must surely be in Irony 101. At this point in current history (as … Continue reading RULES FOR BRATICALS →

"Do you believe in miracles?" From your lips to dead Jeff Epstein's ears. Were it not a case of Divine intervention, it would be easier to swallow a hockey puck than believe the avalanche of coinkee-dinks that aligned to make Jeffrey Epstein's suicide possible. How else to explain it if not orchestrated by the hand … Continue reading Epstein: Another miracle, on ice →

like spice-crazed zombies, we'll eat the face off our fellow man if he dares deviate from the Party line So, the Federal Investigative Bureau (aka FIB) is on the case! Nothing to fear. We'll get our man. Our man, having succumbed to the vicissitudes of self slaughter in the most lugubrious short-sheeted kinda way, being, … Continue reading “Tell me again, Winston, how Epstein died.” →

The Modern Day Plato's Cave where pixels on a screen have replaced shadows on the wall. HG Wells' temporal conceit, The Time Machine, peeled back the millennia to materialize in Plato's subterranean metaphor, giving The Cave a complete makeover so that it would be up to speed for the modern age. First thing the Time … Continue reading time machine cave meta mashup MORLOCH YOUTH IN TRAINING →

Referring to the kind of justice passed out by ass-hats in full bottom wigs, it's fitting that the quote comparing State-sanctioned jurisprudence to the anatomical instrument for expelling shit is from iconic British novelist Charles Dickens' 'Oliver Twist': "THE LAW'S AN ASS!" Dame Sharp cuts down the opposition, ushering in Islam's nearly completed cuckolding of … Continue reading A TALE OF TWO BUMBLES PROVES SHIT, FOR BRANES →