Referring to the kind of justice passed out by ass-hats in full bottom wigs, it's fitting that the quote comparing State-sanctioned jurisprudence to the anatomical instrument for expelling shit is from iconic British novelist Charles Dickens' 'Oliver Twist': "THE LAW'S AN ASS!" Dame Sharp cuts down the opposition, ushering in Islam's nearly completed cuckolding of … Continue reading A TALE OF TWO BUMBLES PROVES SHIT, FOR BRANES →

Now the reason we're here. As man & woman. Is to love each other. Take care of each other... When love walks in the room. Everybody stands up. Oh it's good good good... Adorned with silken blonde hair, a smile that proved her beauty and the svelte, athletic body that drove men insane, she had … Continue reading Like Bridge It Bardo! →

Greta Thunberg, the face of exploited youth & autistic monomania, says she wants politicians to listen to scientists on the existential threat of climate change when what's happening is the scientists have been listening & observing so long they've been corrupted as well & are more than willing to provide self-servicing politicians with skewed statistics … Continue reading If enuf believe it’s 4 the children, it must be true, w/one exception →

Iris would often use her pitcher to serve nectar to the gods & goddesses on Mt. Olympus. When these major Greek deities needed to send messages to other gods or to humans, they would sometimes ask Iris to transmit their words. Within the Rubric of Kubrick's classic film 2001, Hal9000 was an autonomous AI designed … Continue reading SIRI’s IRIS: Big Spy w/the little ‘i’ →

NBC NEWFLASH: Study finds poultry (also known as chicken) may be just as high in cholesterol as red meat (also known as cows). And I quote: ...consuming high levels of red meat or white poultry resulted in higher blood cholesterol levels than consuming an equal amount of plant protein. EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! … Continue reading Do Nonexistent Cows Dream of Carbon-Neutral Sheep? →

Though I cannot remember the context of Al Gore's disapprobation headlined above (Bill Clinton's impeachment battle or the hanging chad presidential election crisis of 2000 that saw Al get the short end of the Supreme Court's stick?) what bloody difference at this point does it make and who fucking cares? It's a sign of the … Continue reading No Controlling Legal Authority →

Got GOT? In this clown world's Bloody Sunday Dany's unearned genocide-by-fire has caused a fan revolt that would see the writers responsible, oft-refered to as Dumb and Dumber, duly exiled to the ice planet Hoth. The duo is apparently phoning it in so they can get started on the continued degradation of the once beloved … Continue reading When fact is fiction & TV reality →