THESE JOKERS INDICT THEMSELVES…but who’s laughing?

PUNCHLINE: Chris Rock is fully vaccinated. CLICK FOR LAUGHTER!

OK. This has got to be the moment when the majority of the sleepers wake up, right? There’s no chance that a comedian who built his fortune verbally pureeing hypocrisy so blatant it was absurd succumbed to such a brutal “self own,” rights? It’s gotta be sly reverse psychology on an epic scale designed to finally break through the blinding lies that fortify the illusory walls of the Cult of Covid and clothe it legions in the full armor of its God: Cognitive Dissonance. The only way to break the spell is to tell a lie that tells the truth. Fire with Fire, lie for lie, tooth for tooth. Chris Rock is too damn smart to fall for the convid trick, isn’t he? Either way, this tweet’s got to be on of the greatest jokes he ever told.

QUESTION; How do you know when a politician is lying? ANSWER: When they open their mouth.

It didn’t start when Bill Clinton came out and lied in everyone’s face on national television with the meme worthy punchline: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” But that farce is certainly one of the first times I became cognizant that we are being led by an elite troupe of highly skilled comedians who have been slowly and surely subverting the staid and sensible society we grew up in into a nonsensically surreal Clown World, which is exactly where we are right about now today.

And if you doubt that Clown World was predestined … Take James Comey, please! Did you miss the comedy special he hosted just before the presidential election of 2016?

Although there is evidence of potential violations of the statutes regarding the handling of classified information, our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case. … To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. LAUGH TRACK

excerpted from James Comey’s 2016 presser exonerating HRC.

TRANSLATION FOR THE HUMORLESS: Yes of course she broke the law but no sane prosecutor wants to get suicided by bringing a case, OK? But if any one of you peasants dare do what Madame Secretary did you’re damn right you’ll be breaking rocks in Leavenworth!

And who can forget the inimitable comic stylings of the immortal George Bush?

What do you get when you put 19 SAUDI jihadists on 3 United airlines flights armed with box cutters and the power of their conviction, along with the blessing of 5 dancing Israelis?

PUNCHLINE: Justification to invade IRAQ and murder well in excess of 200,000 Iraqi men, women and children predicated on the whopper (that’s also a zinger) of WMD.

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. CLICK FOR LAUGHS

President GW Bush joking around to gin up a war

I guess we were too busy watching the Bachelor and quibbling over pronouns to figure out we should have been crying all along. Now at this moment China’s having a laugh riot at our expense without deploying a single tank to our shores (the dud bioweapon used to rule by fear will do).

But at least we’ve still got those professional comedians to laugh at.

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