Donning a purple hat tied to that day's beholder; a pair of Naval BDUs as nostalgic as they were pragmatic; and a notion to divert the programs rewiring my son's brain by introducing him to a real, old school type of live stream. Take that and imprint it on your memory card sonny. It was … Continue reading Disconnected on the Rio Grande, A Day Spun Out Like a Poem →

https://i.imgur.com/J5cFKFz.jpg This fashion du jour is a false projection of everyday utility, and a pox upon society. Those whose fortunes control the fates of nations, the real string pullers lurking unseen in the wings, went ahead and, on a lark, bet one rockabucks to a carnegie mellon they could get the bourgeoisie to willfully cut … Continue reading The Ludicrous-Idiocracy: a big price to pay for dumbster jeans →

But clowns gonna clown, no matter what. Bow to your master and kiss the frog. Once, not too long ago, the news the US was pulling out of one of its prematurely-slated ENDLESS WARs would have been met with huzzahs and a figurative if not literal ticker tape parade. But since Dorito Hitler precipitated the … Continue reading CLOWNING CLOWN WORLD →

LISTS ON HOW THEY RULE YOU and TREES EAT CO2 AND SHIT OXYGEN YOU ASSHOLES! PHOTOSYNTHESIS IN A VULGAR AGE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Esuqywo9k This came out nearly 40 years ago and could not be more relevant than it is today. Any rational human being who has been paying attention for the last 40 (or more) years should … Continue reading SEX, WAR and ARMAGEDDON →

The real radical was that bitch in kindergarten who silenced the opposition with the undisputable champion comeback of the world: "I know you are, but what am I" Would that this could be /SARC/ from the aptly named Sarkis whose PhD, regrettably, must surely be in Irony 101. At this point in current history (as … Continue reading RULES FOR BRATICALS →

"Do you believe in miracles?" From your lips to dead Jeff Epstein's ears. Were it not a case of Divine intervention, it would be easier to swallow a hockey puck than believe the avalanche of coinkee-dinks that aligned to make Jeffrey Epstein's suicide possible. How else to explain it if not orchestrated by the hand … Continue reading Epstein: Another miracle, on ice →