So the senate votes down the Oprah Plan. "You get a $1,200 check! You get a $1,200 check! *Everyone gets a $1.200 check!" *Everyone meaning a hundred million US taxpayers or so. The math gets fuzzy quick so sue me. So anyhow. Forty nine up and 46 down in the staid environs of the tea-cooling … Continue reading Knee jerk, knee jerk everywhere and not a lot who THINK!
For all you mystified and bemused by the fear mongers in the Press holding up northern Italy as a harbinger of the doom we face unless we suspend all civil liberties and shelter in place, let me throw out some stats from the Italian Health Institute. Average age of death by Corona virus in Italy--80. … Continue reading WITH CURES LIKE THIS, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?
W.H.O.'s your daddy? Coeds play chicken on the beach, testing the dire warnings of the WHO and the CDC.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po 'confirmed case' apples to 'estimated case' oranges being used to grind the world economy to a halt. It's the ultimate test case for anyone who's paying attention. Laissez faire versus burning hair and set the … Continue reading Die Corona meets My Sharona during business as usual on the Florida beach
The hell, you say? 2009: 61 million confirmed US cases of the H1N1 swine flu and 12,400 US deaths...life goes on.2020: a couple thousand confirmed cases of Corona and 40 plus deaths (most of them from a nursing home in WA) and America loses its mind... Sure, the pandemic is just beginning. It could get … Continue reading KUNG FLU HUSTLE
So China is now blaming US for what they are guilty of. Hmmm. Sounds awful familiar. Could it be ... let me see ... who could it be ... let's see... could it be???? Whoda thunk it? The mocking mocker was right all along! OK, boomer. Satan ... Lucifer...Saul Alinsky. At this point, what difference … Continue reading THE PUZZLING NATURE OF THEIR GAME
Branch meeting minutes 3-2-2020 (names changed to protect the indigent) Branch Chief King Kong Bundy presented a short video of former Arkansas Razorbacks and Notre Dame Fighting Irish football coach Lou Holtz titled: I WAS BORN WITH A SILVER SPOON IN MY MOUTH The gist of the video was to illustrate that while he grew … Continue reading GOOD CLEAN FUN AT THE EXPENSE OF THE BUREAUCRACY: Actual minutes of a Forest Service branch meeting.
It was one of those days in the Sunset District when the fog never completely lifted. Visibility was fair, details were hazy. Long stalks of kelp, wrenched from their moorings by an offshore storm, washed up on the sand, fouling the lines and confounding the surf perch fishermen standing wraith-like, knee-deep in the frothing breakers. … Continue reading RUNNING SHAME chapter 7
Dear Madam or Sir: Upon the much dreaded arrival of my sixty-fourth birthday, I ascertained that I did not want to start every current conversation about myself with the words, "I was." So I went out for twenty-eight days to rediscover America, missed opportunity, and myself ... click to continue
The old loon who’d wanted photographs of her husband’s funeral had probably called to complain. Ted pulled up to the curb and set his parking brake. There wasn’t a baseball game scheduled at the Coliseum that day and Ted couldn’t think of any other reason why Billy would call him in on his day off. … Continue reading RUNNING SHAME: chapter 6
The Democrat Party's diverging toward national socialism, poo-poo'd for decades now by the high booga boogas of the mainstream press, even as these sell-outs' daily spewage of Marxist propaganda facilitated the spread of the contagion, inevitably ripped Overton's Window from its frame and shoved it, glass and all, directly up Carl Marx's hemorrhoidal ass. Unfortunately, … Continue reading WTF did the Neo-NatSocs expect?